Terms & Conditions

This website is owned and operated by Truck Fump Inc., a U.S.-based business specializing in satirical merchandise. By accessing or using this site, you confirm that you have read, understood, and agree to be bound by these Terms, which form a legal agreement between you and Truck Fump Inc.

You must be at least 18 years old, or of the legal age of majority in your jurisdiction, to use this site or place an order. You must also have the legal authority, right, and freedom to enter into these Terms as a binding agreement. You are not allowed to use this website if doing so is prohibited in your country or under any applicable law.

We aim to provide accurate descriptions of our products, but we can’t guarantee that the colors, sizes, or designs will look exactly like they do on your screen. Slight variations are the spice of life (and print).

All prices are listed in U.S. dollars. We reserve the right to change prices at any time without notice. Payments are processed securely through our payment partners, and we don’t store your payment information. Taxes and shipping costs will be calculated at checkout.

All our products are made to order. Once your order is placed, it can take 5-7 business days for production before it ships. Shipping times vary based on your location. We do not guarantee delivery dates.

We accept returns and exchanges for defective or incorrect items within 14 days of delivery. Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in their original condition. We cannot accept returns for buyer’s remorse or incorrect sizes, so double-check that size chart before checking out.

All content on this site, including designs, logos, and text, is the property of Truck Fump Inc. or its licensors and is protected by copyright and trademark laws. Unauthorized use is prohibited.

We are not responsible for any direct, indirect, incidental, or consequential damages resulting from your use of our site or products. Use our stuff responsibly — we make jokes, not lawsuits.

We respect your privacy and only collect information necessary to process your orders. For more details, please see our Privacy Policy.

We may update these terms from time to time. It’s your responsibility to check for updates before making a purchase.

We may, without prior notice, change the services, stop providing the services, or create limits for the services we offer. We may also permanently or temporarily terminate or suspend access to the services without notice and liability for any reason.

We make no warranties, expressed or implied, about our products beyond what is required by law. Use our products at your own risk — we can’t be held responsible if your new shirt sparks a political debate at Thanksgiving.

These terms and conditions are governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of Oklahoma, without regard to its conflict of law principles.

Any disputes arising out of or relating to these terms and conditions shall be resolved through binding arbitration in Tulsa, Oklahoma, in accordance with the rules of the American Arbitration Association.

We are not liable for any failure to perform due to causes beyond our reasonable control, including but not limited to acts of God, war, terrorism, embargoes, acts of civil or military authorities, fire, floods, accidents, strikes, or shortages of transportation, facilities, fuel, energy, labor, or materials.

We reserve the right to suspend or terminate user accounts at our discretion, especially if users violate our Terms or engage in activities that are harmful to our community.

By using our site, you agree to indemnify and hold Truck Fump Inc. harmless from any claims, damages, or expenses arising from your use of our services or violation of these Terms.

With your consent, we may send you promotional emails about new products, special offers, or other information we think you may find interesting. You can opt-out at any time by following the unsubscribe link in our emails.