'KING FUMP' Tee

We broke up with monarchs in 1776 — but somebody didn’t get the memo. Enter King Fump, crowned in denial and wrapped in delusion. This shirt takes aim at wannabe royalty with a smirk, not a sword. Whether you’re protesting, voting, or just refusing to kneel, this tee says what history already told us: We don’t do kings. Not then. Not now. Not ever.

Product Features:

• Side seams for a structured fit that lasts.

• Ribbed knit collar for a crisp, long-lasting shape.

• Durable shoulder tape for extra stability.

• High-quality, vibrant print for maximum impact.

• Made from premium cotton for unmatched comfort.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)

• Non-chlorine bleach as needed

• Tumble dry low heat

• Medium heat iron or steam

• Do not dry clean