"KING FUMP" Sticker

Stick it to tyranny — literally. This bold kiss-cut sticker features a pouty little monarch clutching a scroll he clearly didn’t read. A glossy finish and crisp print make it pop on laptops, water bottles, or anywhere authoritarian nonsense needs a rebuttal.

Perfect for patriots with a rebellious streak and a sharp sense of humor, this sticker is your First Amendment flair — minus the filibuster.

Product Features

• Glossy, scratch-resistant finish that holds up through revolutions and rainstorms

• Permanent vinyl adhesive — sticks better than some politicians do to their promises

• Vibrant eco-ink for guilt-free rebellion

• Available in white or transparent backgrounds

• Bubble-free application (because bubbles are for champagne, not stickers)

Care Instructions

• Wipe with a clean, dry cloth — just like the Declaration of Independence probably should’ve been before signing